Wordpress has some nifty features that show statistics about your blog and its visitors. I’m not sure how accurate they all are, but each day I get an updated display of traffic, which pages were most popular, where people came from – that sort of thing. I also get a list of the search terms that people used to find my blog.

I’m very amused right now. Some of the searches, I have to wonder how they ever led to me. I thought I’d share a few of the best:

“underwater karate” – I didn’t even know they did this.

“rate my girlfriend” – I’d give her at 10, but I suppose I’m biased

“karate cute or lovely or nice or sweet” – again with the karate? And who practices “nice” or “sweet” karate?

“rick sammon terrible photographer” – Well he is, or at least his book is terrible.

“fall leaf pattern for grade school” – Apparently I’m helping with science projects now

“setting up your living room” – BRENT Pennington, not Ty Pennington

“bad lighting” – Hopefully they’re not picking on me

“amazing outdoor shots” – I take this as a compliment!

“average living room” – Is mine really average? It’s nicer furniture than most first apartments have.